1 00:00:00,700 --> 00:00:03,360 - [Joanne] Come on Sasha baby, you got this! - [Mel] Go Sasha! 2 00:00:03,358 --> 00:00:05,918 [Joanne] Keep your eye on the ball, here we go honey. 3 00:00:05,981 --> 00:00:07,701 - Boris! - [Boris] Eh! 4 00:00:07,707 --> 00:00:10,747 - [Joanne] Nice try Boris. - Loving the outfit today. 5 00:00:10,779 --> 00:00:14,579 Thank you! It is my clean suit. 6 00:00:14,610 --> 00:00:20,280 Um, so don't look now, but I invited my friend from work. 7 00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:24,620 She's sitting on the bench over there. 8 00:00:24,689 --> 00:00:27,179 The hottie with the frosted tips is your friend? 9 00:00:27,209 --> 00:00:28,279 Okay be chill! 10 00:00:28,348 --> 00:00:31,248 - You need an espionage? - No, no, no, she's single. 11 00:00:31,282 --> 00:00:34,212 And Linda loves Europeans. 12 00:00:34,734 --> 00:00:36,874 Don't don't, wait, wait, wait. 13 00:00:37,219 --> 00:00:40,639 - Does this ever work for you? - Never. 14 00:00:40,705 --> 00:00:43,395 Right, so let's maybe try something different. 15 00:00:43,432 --> 00:00:45,642 Okay, I'm listening. 16 00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:49,580 - What are her weaknesses? - Yeah, that's a weird angle, but... 17 00:00:49,611 --> 00:00:52,641 actually I'm glad you asked because she does have a severe peanut allergy. 18 00:00:52,683 --> 00:00:58,583 Oh my god. I knew a girl in Dinkelsbuhl, who had such a bad allergy to mushrooms, 19 00:00:58,620 --> 00:01:01,010 and she really liked this boy who work on the mushroom farm, 20 00:01:01,036 --> 00:01:07,286 but she did not tell him, and then one day, they have a kiss, and she died. 21 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:10,258 See? Allergies are so real. 22 00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:13,871 Okay I've asked the team to go nut free so many times, but apparently, 23 00:01:13,911 --> 00:01:18,571 it's an inconvenience to save people's lives or something. 24 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:22,300 No one on the team has a nut allergy. 25 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:26,993 So uh, I will have to be careful. 26 00:01:27,027 --> 00:01:30,307 - Yes. - Hot. 27 00:01:35,933 --> 00:01:40,973 ["Play the Field" by Partner] 28 00:01:48,428 --> 00:01:52,088 I know it seems like an unlikely match, but Linda is... 29 00:01:52,881 --> 00:01:55,121 really lonely. 30 00:01:55,193 --> 00:01:58,883 Okay folks, we're down 9-12, we could still win this one! 31 00:01:58,887 --> 00:02:01,857 So let's pep up our step and get out there! 32 00:02:01,924 --> 00:02:04,614 Power snack, I made peanut butter cookies for everyone, here you go babe. 33 00:02:04,617 --> 00:02:05,857 Thank you. 34 00:02:05,928 --> 00:02:07,728 - Boris! - What is that? 35 00:02:07,792 --> 00:02:11,932 - [Sasha] Cookies! - Yes I know they are cookies Sasha, but what is inside of 36 00:02:11,969 --> 00:02:14,149 Sugar, flour, peanut butter- 37 00:02:14,178 --> 00:02:15,458 Exactly! 38 00:02:15,455 --> 00:02:18,905 How much more suffering do my people have to take? 39 00:02:18,941 --> 00:02:21,421 Yo, what people dawg? 40 00:02:21,461 --> 00:02:24,631 The peanut impaired! 41 00:02:24,671 --> 00:02:28,601 Woah, Boris, I didn't know you were on the nut allergy spectrum. 42 00:02:28,641 --> 00:02:33,121 It is not a spectrum Joanne, I eat a nut, I will die. 43 00:02:33,162 --> 00:02:35,952 [Sasha] Boris I am so sorry, why didn't you say anything?! 44 00:02:35,993 --> 00:02:39,373 Because it is painful to talk about Sasha. 45 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:47,964 If only I had a wife, with whom I could share my struggles. 46 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:53,700 You know maybe this isn't the day we fix Boris' deportation problem, 47 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:58,500 maybe, this is the day, Boris gets to learn what cultural appropriation is. 48 00:02:58,533 --> 00:03:00,743 - How am I doing? - Not great. 49 00:03:00,742 --> 00:03:02,952 Ooh, she doesn't do the nut stuff? 50 00:03:02,985 --> 00:03:07,885 It's just, uh, a bit, uh, appropriative Boris to take the suffering, 51 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:12,231 experienced by a community and present it as your own. 52 00:03:12,270 --> 00:03:18,520 Right. Like don't pretend the pain, share my real pain. 53 00:03:18,725 --> 00:03:19,965 Right. 54 00:03:20,037 --> 00:03:23,797 Okay. Like telling her about how sad I am not to have a wife. 55 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:29,564 Sure, um, you know, a little bit of self deprication is always hot. 56 00:03:29,598 --> 00:03:31,258 Okay, so in order to get a wife, 57 00:03:31,289 --> 00:03:35,439 I got to speak to the ladies like I would speak to my mommy, yeah? 58 00:03:35,466 --> 00:03:38,816 Tell them my problems. 59 00:03:38,849 --> 00:03:44,999 Being open and vulnerable is the key to romantic success, yeah, yeah. 60 00:03:45,062 --> 00:03:50,372 - Okay. - Pound it bud. 61 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:55,107 - [team cheers] - [Joanne] Come on Brovaries, let's do this! 62 00:03:55,141 --> 00:03:58,171 That's right! Please, leave your phone on the bench. 63 00:03:58,627 --> 00:04:01,527 Just call me Yenta. 64 00:04:01,561 --> 00:04:04,351 Or wait, sorry, don't, actually, no- 65 00:04:04,357 --> 00:04:06,287 I've said it once and I'll say it again. 66 00:04:06,359 --> 00:04:11,199 We're not going to win a game if you keep using your gloves as hats for snapchat videos. 67 00:04:11,226 --> 00:04:15,226 Lee, I'm looking at you. 68 00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:18,620 - [Mel] Look at this! - [Zari] How'd it go Romeo? 69 00:04:18,647 --> 00:04:22,137 - [Joanne] Okay, come on, focus up- - Joanne shut up. 70 00:04:22,202 --> 00:04:27,482 I declare today's hot sauce player of the game to be... 71 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,080 Zari! 72 00:04:30,763 --> 00:04:35,873 She told me to tell her hottie work friend about how sad I was, 73 00:04:35,906 --> 00:04:39,946 and she gave me her phone number. 74 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,563 [team cheers] 75 00:04:44,811 --> 00:04:47,951 - Did you guys know about this? - I mean yeah, yeah I knew. 76 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:51,097 Tears in the streets, floods in the sheets baby! 77 00:04:51,093 --> 00:04:56,443 I'm certainly going to be flooding Linda's sheets tonight. 78 00:04:58,273 --> 00:05:03,863 - [Sasha] That is a number! - High five huh! Yeah baby! High five for Boris huh! 79 00:05:05,349 --> 00:05:08,179 [Boris] Got to stay hot for my date tonight. 80 00:05:09,733 --> 00:05:11,873 Hi hello, Linda? 81 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:17,990 Ah, no, this is Boris, could you put me through to Linda please? 82 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,334 Sorry this is what? 83 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:31,993 No I cannot seek asylum today I am very busy, thank you. 84 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:33,341 Goodbye. 85 00:05:35,206 --> 00:05:40,216 So uh, that was not her phone number. 86 00:05:40,211 --> 00:05:46,181 But she did give me the number of the best immigration lawyer in the city. 87 00:05:46,217 --> 00:05:49,707 So you know what that means. 88 00:05:49,704 --> 00:05:52,744 She want me to stay. 89 00:05:57,884 --> 00:06:02,784 ["Play the Field" by Partner] 90 00:06:55,873 --> 00:07:00,393 If there is one thing that I know about people who have nut allergies, 91 00:07:00,429 --> 00:07:05,059 it's that they definitely played some sort of wind instrument in the high school band. 92 00:07:05,572 --> 00:07:08,742 [sound of bad flute playing] 93 00:07:08,792 --> 00:07:13,342 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0